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Chennai Express All Funny hit Dialogues

Chennai Express Dialogues

Shahrukh Khan

Logo ki train miss hoti hai,

aap logo ke chakkar mein mera platform miss ho gaya.

Shahrukh Khan And Deepika Padukone

Deepika: Jab bhi main apne abba ke saamne tumhe dekhti, tum mundi hilana. Shahrukh: Kya hilana?

Deepika Padukone

Hum logo jahan se khadi hoti,

station wahi se shuru hoti.

Deepika Padukone

Dont worry bhaagne mein mera bahut experience hai.

Shahrukh Khan

Wo sab mujse impress the, par main depress tha, mind mein stress tha, par jahan mein tha wahan ka maahol bahut dangerous tha.

Myself Shamsher Singh from Punjab. Which part? Areee, whole body.

Shahrukh Khan

Tum kar sakte ho ye?

Nai na?

kiuki beech mein tere ye MRF ke tyres aate hain?

Shahrukh Khan

Muje chhod do tumhe Singham ki kasam.

Shahrukh Khan And Deepika Padukone

Deepika: Gaadi kharaab ho gayi hai kya?

Shahrukh: Nahi.

Deepika: Ye gaadi se dhuaan kiu fir?

Shahrukh: Gaadi cigarette pee rahi hai.

Shahrukh Khan And Deepika Padukone

Shahrukh: Hey Meenamma, meri dictonary me Impossible ka Shabd hi nahi hai,

Deepika:Kahan se kharidi itni bokwaas dictionary?

Shahrukh Khan

Dont underestimate the power of a common man.

Shahrukh Khan

Doodh ka jala Bernol bhi fuk fuk ke lagata hai.

Shahrukh Khan

Mujpe ek film ban ni chaiye – “Haste Haste Lag Gaye Raste”.

Shahrukh Khan And Deepika Padukone

Deepika: Bina amma abba ke (tumne) 50 saal nikaal diye.

Shahrukh: Pathetic maasi joke;

This is a single screen humor.

Don’t under estimate the power of a common man!

Deepika Padukone

Bola tha na baaju me nahi soneka,Sapna dekhti to Kick Marti..

Shahrukh Khan

Tere Appa ka scooter hu jo kick Marti hai..
Tum Don ki nhi Donkey ki ladki ho…

Shahrukh Khan

Kyu Aayi ho mere pas, Chipku

Shahrukh Khan

Main yaha chutti Manane aaya tha aur tumne meri Chutti kardi

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