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  1. Pine ki capacity, Jine ki strength, Account ka balance aur naam ka kauf kabhi bhi kam nhi hona chahiye..
  2. Mohobbat wo mohra hai jiski wajah se Bade bado ko maat Mili hai…
  3. Kiladi tha Ab pura Khel Hu!
  4. Agar main hero ban gaya toh pehchaan bura maan jaaegi.
  5. Meter kitna bhi tej bhaag le, taxi se peeche hi rehta hai.
  6. Aadmi toh aurat ke hote hai, muje toh mard chahiye.
  7. Hero Hero kya hota hai, Pyar ke liye ladne wala Dosti ke liye marne wala, Kismat se fakeer par himmat se bhara hua, Sharif Admi!
  8. Aur Villain wo jo sharafat ki umeed khud se bhi nahi karta.
  9. Mujhe acha banne ka showk nhi suna hai upar wala ache logo ko bohot jald apne pas bula leta hai…
  10. Hero marne ke baad swarg jata hai aur Villian jite ji Swarg pata hai..
  11. Anjane me mujhse koi galti ho gyi to(Imran Khan), Tu apna bacha hai Aslam tere matam pe ek peg extra lagaunga par tujhe marunga zarur(Akshay Kumar).
  12. Dafn to sabne hona hai Ek din jite ji Dab gya to jina mitti hai.
  13. Har aate jate raste par likh do Yaha Kanoon ka ana jana mana hai.
  14. Agar main hero Ban gya to meri Pehchan bura maan Jayegi.
  15. Apni Dosti Tyre aur tube jaisi hai, hawa teri nikalti hai baith main jata hu.
  16. Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala, paneer uski ho jaata hai
  17. Sophie Choudry: Ye kaala chashma aap pe bahut suit karta hai. muje kisi ne kaha tha mera future bahut bright hai tab se ye kala chashma…
  18. Peechli waali ne neeyat kharaab ki thi, ye toh Raavan se bhi Ram Ram bulwaaegi
  19. Bahut dino baad Mumbai ne muje apni baahon mein bulaya hai, ab dekhna ye hai ki wo gale lagati hai, ya gala kaat ti hai.
  20. Tuje chaand la ke diya, toh baaki sab eid kaise manaaenge, aur tuje taarein dilwa diye, toh chaand akela pad jaaaega.
  21. Bambai badal rahi hai, Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ki tarah lag rahi hai.
  22. Ye aakhein nahi khatarnaak ghaat hai – ek taraf khaai hai, ek taraf pahaad hai, kahin fisal na jaana.
  23. Kabhi toh insaan ki zindagi pe shak hota hai, bus wahi nahi milta jispe haq hota hai.
  24. Maa behan ki gaali theek hai, lekin tune muje maara kaise.
  25. Saale koi pehli baar hamare saath punye karne chala hai, tu wahan bhi paap karne ki soch raha hai.
  26. Ladkiyaan jab roti hai toh bahut saare reasons hote hai, lekin jab ek ladka rota hai toh wajah sirf ladki hoti hai.
  27. Ae ladki jitne tune roze nahi dekhe, utni maine chaand raatein dekhi hai.
  28. Bachpan se leke ab tak is shehar ne sab kuch diya hai, par jab baat pyaar ki aayi toh sabne sotela khada kar diya hai.
  29. Meri shakal pe mat jaana, kehte hain mera dimaag museum mein rakhne layak hai.
  30. Logo ki itni buddayien mat lo ki log duaoon mein bhi tumhari maut maange.
  31. Galti karne waalo ke liye Shoaib sirf ek hi raasta chorta hai upar ka.
  32. Kaam bhale hi main gande karta hun, lekin saaf suthra rehne ki gandi aadat hai muje.
  33. Ye jubaan ki chuppi pyaar ki puppy lene hi nai deti.
  34. Pyaar bahut badi googly hota hai, pyaar se mil jaae toh baadam. warna mungfali bhi nahi hota hai.
  35. Insaan ki zindagi ki swarg aurat banati hai, aur swargwaasi bhi.
  36. Main ek baar dhandhe ke paise chor sakta hun par jeet ka maan nahi
  37. Himmat ko aage badne ke liye paaron ki jarurat nahi hoti.
  38. Mehnat se sirf ghar bante hai ,sapno ke mehal nahi.
  39. In chamakte hue pathron ko dekh kar aurtein galtiyaan maaf kar deti hai Shoaib nahi.

 

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9 Comments

  1. Awesome. Waiting for release.. Eager to watch. Akshay kumar rocks

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