“Mohallay ke laundon ka pyaar aksar doctor aur engineer le jaate hai..dil chota na kar!” Murari to Kundan.

“Yeh banaras hai aur launda saala yaha bhi har gya toh jeetega kaha” Kundan’s Dialogue

“Kundan Kya hua, Ga#nd Fat Gyi Siyoge?” Kundan’s Dialogue

“Humein apne gaal pe thapad se zyada uske gaal pe puppy ka sukh tha” Kundan’s Dialogue

“Aye rickshaw waale, paise mat lena madam se bhabhi hai tumhari”. Kundan to Rikshawala

“Aashiq ki tab nahi fatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaye par tab fatti hai jab khud ki shaadi ho”. Murari to Others

“Yaar bohot sundar hai. Matlab Katrina Kaif fail hai”, “Haan Katrina hi hai kyunki na tuje Katrina pehchanti hai or na ye” Murari and Kundan in conversation

“Hum khoon bahaein tum aanson bahao..saala aashiqui na ho gaya lathicharge ho gaya” Kundan to Zoya

“Lanka dahan hona baaki tha kyunki hamara jawaan hona baaki tha” Kundan’s Dialogue

“Ek baat main samajh gaya hoon. Ladki aur rocket aapko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain” Kundan’s Dialogue

“Mere piche scooter mei baithna padega. Main break maarunga toh mujhpe girna padega. Mere saath naachna-gaana padega. Girlfriend na sahi..feel hi dede” Kundan to Zoya

“Tumhara pyaar na ho gaya..UPSC ka exam ho gaya. 10 saal se paas hi nai ho raha” Murari to Kundan

“Namaaz mein vo thi par aisa laga ki dua hamari qabool ho gayi” Kundan’s Dialogue

“Kundan ke pyjama ka naada itna bhi dheela nahi ki tumhare blouse ke hook se khul jaye” Kundan to Binidia

“Dunia thukegi mujpe agar pyar kar liya tmse,par dekh kundan fir b ho gaya na.” Zoya to Kundan

“Zoya-thank you so much kundan, nhi to papa Kabhi nhi samajh Paate.

kundan- tumne bhi bilkul aakhri tak chutiya banaya zoya,tumhe kya lagta hai zoya,tum bohot hur ki pari ho,
tumse pyaar krna mera talent hai zoya,isme tumhara koi haath nhi,tumhare jagah koi bhi hoti to main usse bhi itna hi tut ke pyaar karta
tumhe kya lagta hai zoya,kundan ke liye poore banaras mein ek tumhi ho,tumhari shaadi wale din shaadi karenge hum,chahe kali kutiya se kar le par karnge,aur jahan tak rahi tumhari shadi,usme bhi sab kuch karenge,
mar jayenge lekin aaj ke baad tumhara naam bhi liya to main ek baap ki aulaad nahi….”

Most Touching Dialogue

“Mere Seene Ki Aag Yaa Toh Mujhe Zinda Kar Sakti Thi Ya fir Mujhe Mar Sakti Thi, Par Saala Ab Uthe Kaun,Kaun Phir Se Mehnat Kare dil lagane ko Tudwane ko, Abey Koi Toh Aawaz De Ke Rok lo, Yeh jo ladki murda si aanke liye baithi hai bagal mein, Aaj Bhi Haa Bol De Toh Mahadev Ki Kasam Wapas Aa Jayenge, Par Nahi Ab Saala Mood Nahi, Aankhe Moond lene Main Hi Sukh Hai So Jane Me Hi Bhalai, Par Uthenge Kisi Din Ussi Ganga Kinare Damru Bajane ko unhi banaras k galiyo me doud jane ko kisi Zoya ke ishq me phir se padh jaane ko”