Chashme Baddoor is a remake of All time Classic Bollywood film with the same title, altough Remake was not much successful at the box office but Punchlines and dialogues of Chashme Baddor were very good.

Dialogues of Ali Zafar

What Raniji can’t … I can!

When I am good I am good …

when I am bad I am even better!

Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes …

it’s just a hit with the masses!

Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai …

pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai,

Buddies you are my chaddies…

Dialogues of Siddharth

Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye …

love, sex aur dhokha…

Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat …

aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat!

Dialogues of Anupam kher

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch …

ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch …

unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza¬†boy se pooch….

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai …

kuch kaho toh muh phula leti hai …

aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai!

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai …

main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai …

main tera langot tu meri neck tie …

main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai…..

Dialogues of Taapsee Pannu

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai …

dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai!

Dialogues of Divyendu Sharma

If you cant change the girl Divyendu Sharma Chashme Baddoor

Arz Kiya hai Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai …

Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai!

When you can’t change the girl … change the girl!

Agar tum safed sari mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao …

toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi!

Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai …

bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bache ki amma nazar aata hai!

Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah …

taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah …

aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah.!

Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? …

husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath,

baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat!

Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai …

believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai!

Is vidya ke mandir mein …

yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai …

magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas “Dirty Picture” ki Vidya Balan nahi hai!

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai …

toh beta bolta hai ki – “dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega”

Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya … toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?

Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya …

bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya.

Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi …

aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi!

Early to bed and early to rise …

makes your girlfriend go with other guys!

Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara …

toh sherni vidhva ho gayi!

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai …

saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai!

Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge …

dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge!

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta …

tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita!

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai …

tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua …

tu hi uska Superman hai!

Ki gal hai? … life mein koi girl hai?

Physically maro line toh tabhiyat ekdum fine!

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