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Dialogues of Deepak Dobriyal (Pappi Bhai)

Humari shadi jo hai na aapki shadi ke liye demonstration ka kaam
karegi..

Good queschen you are a good queschen..

His humor is running..

Humari bhi shadi karao 34 ke ho gaye hai, humari bhi to zarurate hain.. aise hi to aadmi criminal ban jata hai..

Dilli ka adha pollution to aashiko ki wajah se h….

Dhaatu ka girna, shighrapatan, swapndosh, sab ki shuruaat isi se hoti hai!

yaar ek hi colour ki do Mercedes kyun li…

Bhai tailor… suit k saath kafan bhi seetey ho kya…

Tum kya Salmaan Khan ho jo tumhe commitment issues h…

Band karo ye hawas ka nanga naach manu sharma…

Pehle bhi aapne iski lugai hadap li thi…

Arey humne kaha jab revdiya batt hi rahi hai to hume bhi dedo 2-4..

Humari colony ki do nikkar wali ladkio ne hume propose kiya hai tumhari wajah se humne unhe mana kar diya…

Acha suno, Pyar nahi hai to karlo…

Bhaiya hume maaf kardo, jab tak hume hosh aya hum kidnap kar chuke the…

Tanu Weds Manu Returns Dialogues

Dialogues of Kangana Ranaut (Tanu)

Pehle ye southhall me rehta tha jahah logo ke gharo ke bahar
kachche sukhte hai..

Jhand kar di hai meri zindgi ki..

Wah sharma ji reebok na sahi to ribook hi sahi..

Kya sharma ji hum thode bewafa kya hue aap to badchalan ho gaye..
Launda tez nahi razor tez hai..

Dialogues of R Madhavan (Manu)

Sex kon sa sex, Pichle saal 2013 me bhaiya dooj ke time hua tha ye sex..

Arey maine apni biwi tak ko hawas ki nazar se nahi dekha dusro ko
kya dekhunga main..

Dialogues of Kangana Ranaut (Datto)

Ye jagah say shahrukh khan banan ki..

Sharma ji yo thari lugayi laage to mhari jaisi,par main
tumhari lugai na su..Mara kumari kusum sangwan..yo mahri saheli pinky..
Ramjas college dilli university me padhu su..sports koate te
admission liya..national level athelete su…jilla jhajjar 12 45 07 or phone number deu ko na…

Tumhari lugai ka sukh to main de na saku su, kadi ghar ka khana khana ho to aa jaiyo.. dabba me ghar se lau tu..

Ib kay ho gaya, bandho bastey, chalo ISBT, pakdo punjab roadways..

Dialogues of Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub (Chintu)

hasrate lucknow, basrat-a-kanpur, surmayi hai bareilly aur
katilana rampur

Bhaiya hum kandha..
Bhaiya Kandha ek biradari hoti hai na laundo ki.
Hum tab aate haijab kanya bohot udas hoti hai, sare rishto se
pareshan hoti hai..
ab apne jhatka tha to us doctorwa ne de diya..
docterwa ne jhatka to humne de diya..
hum jhatke to aap lapak lena..

Apki shadi me apki ghodi ke sath ek dusri ghodi bhi aayi thi, to kya hai ji wo ghodi wapas aa gayi hai..

Saat phero ki to baat hai tanu ji, dobara lene me ghis thodi jayengi..

Others

Ye log mardangi bhi sperm count se napte hai, ego hurt ho jayega

Sale original bhi wahi rakhe aur duplicate bhi?

Hum abhi tak ghodi pe chade tak nahi aur ye sale abhi ghodi pe hi ghum rahe hai…

Tum sale miyan biwi jindgi jhand kar diye ho humari..

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