Here is the List of Grand Masti Dialogues and One Liners Also Check : Grand Masti Wiki and Box office Collections Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai Jahan khada hoga paap ... kaatega kulhadi banke baap Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada? Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife Don't hrny me! Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota Jab se Pappu paida hua hai, main hilane me expert ho gaya hoon Kahi uska joke hamari thok na de Balatkar se yaad aaya, meri biwi kahaan hai? Isko kehta hai "naam bade, darshan chhote. Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta Sir, condm paani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath, Ritesh- Kele ke sath. Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Ka**s...