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All hit Dialogues of Pyar Ka Punchnama

Pyar ka Punchnama 2 is almost finish but we still love the superb dialogues in the first part of the film. Dialogues of Pyar ka Punchnama were epic and all the dialogues of the film are hilarious. we are sharing some super funny dialogues from the film Pyar ka Punchnama. We are hoping some great dialogues in Pyar Ka Punchnama 2. Liquid : Saali Rajjo tu kya pet se hai Darwaza nahi khol sakti thi uth ke.. Liquid : Main tera baap nahi hoon, kyuki meri najayaz aulad bhi na tere jitni najayaaz nahi ho sakti... Liquid : Aisa hai Khana to ghatiya hai hi aapka, chai bhi ghatiya hai, ye piche jo nala beh raha hai na ussi ke paani se bani hai ussi me moot te hai ussi ko pee lete hai.. Liquid : Tumhari ghatiya company koi standard nahi, sab nikkar pehen pehen ke aa jate hai, pata nhi kya kya krna padta hai jisse asaani se utari jaa sake isliye nikkar pehen ke aa jate hai... Liquid : Kutto ka koi sunday nahi hota, kutte saato din kutte hi hote hai.. Liquid : Aaj tere bhai se ladki ne khud aake baat ki, Parathe bhi khaye sath me.. Liquid : Main chep hu nahi sirf lagta hoon.. Liquid : Sali Kutiya, Kitni kamini hai tu.. 3 din se teri gili chaddi bathroom me padi sad rahi hai, kitchen me tune ande ke chilko ka ash tray banaya hua hai, tere mozo ki badbu se chaudhary almost 3 bar ulti kar chuka hai, aur to neha ko keh raha hai wo hume trouble karti hai, itni pyari bachchi hai wo, problem saali tu hai.. Rajat : Liquid Itna mat garam hua kar, kisi din evaporate ho jayega... Chaudhary : Abe ek baat bata Saans rokne se kya moot bhi ruk jata hai? Chaudhary : Abey beygon pina hota to tujhe call nahi karti, pee leti aur tujhe pata bhi nahi chalta.. Liquid: Chauby jee chai badhiya hai aapki Din bhar ki Thakaan mit jaati hai, Naale ki Khushboo aur Aapki Chai... Rajat : Mootna Khatam karne se pehle Abhi moota ka status dal update laga dete ho.. Rajat : Muh me lele five megapixel aur uski foto chaap ke laga le... dialogues of Pyar ka Punchnama

Rajat's Epic Dialogue in Pyar Ka Punchnama

Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur kya problem hai Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon ki meri life mein koi problem hi naa ho Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem naa ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai… And bull shit she is worried yaar Usse toh celebrate karna chahiye Because this is exactly what she wants Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo mooh kholti hai Mann karta hai mooh mein kuch thuss doon Trust me yaar 6 mahine mein I have had it all Sab dekh liya maine Abbe kaunsa pyaar, kaisi relationship, kaahe ki khushiyaan? Relationship ka matlab hi yeh hota hai to enter into your own happiness Uske baad all you have to worry about is Uski khushiyaan, uska birthday Uske kutte ka birthday Uska new year jo kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha Inn ladkiyon ko naa koi khush nahi rakh sakta A happy woman is a myth Tu batman wali ko dekh le Saala jab tak batman nahi bana, tab tak bolti rahi Tum toh kuch karte nahi ho Naakara ho, napunsak ho Main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hoon Jis din bechara batman ban gaya Uss din boli, tum toh batman ban gaye Arrey mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha Main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hoon Sab saala naa in kahaaniyon ka dosh hai Bloody bollywood romantic masala Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua, dono saath saath, film khatam Iske baad ki story koi nahi batata Iske baad ki kahaani main batata hoon Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko 2 din hug nahi kiya toh problem Hug kiya to chep ho rahe ho Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki Pehle cushion aaye fir curtains aaye Cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion aaye Mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaun toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye Ek toh jo cheez kharidne jaayegi Woh cheez kharid ke nahi aayegi 2 hafte dimag chategi ki table lena hai table lena hai 5 ghante mall mein bitaa ke ek sadi si chappal utha ke le aayegi Aur phir agle do hafte dimag chategi Table lena hai table lena hai… Office me kaam kar raha hoon Phone aa jayega Phone uthate hi bol deta hoon Baat nahi kar sakta Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna? 2 minutes kar loge to kya ho jayega Arrey 2 minute kar lunga to tujhe kya mil jaayega meri maa Thik se to kar paunga nahi Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaata to naatak Sabse zyaada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai Katiya hi ghatiya invention hai saali Trust me I say patta hai saala patta Ek toh inke ad bhi dekho Lo ji 1 paisa per second Aur phone karo Aur phone karo Arrey call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jaati hai karne ko Phir iska jawab unhe bhi do Tumhare pass baat kyun nahi hai karne ko You have lost interest in me Tumhe hmm hmm hi karna tha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyun kiya ? Arrey meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyun kiya ? Jaake Bharti Mittal se puch naa Tujhe main bata raha hoon Uss ad mein naa woh kutta nahi kutiya hai Seriously shart laga sakta hoon Wherever you go, we follow Tujhe kya lagta hai Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo ke India nahi jaa raha hai aur galti se pahuch gaya? Nahi usko pata tha Woh bechara toh kahin door jaana chahta tha Biwi ke chakkar mein bolna pada India jaa raha hoon Nahi toh 10 sawaal puchti Kahaan jaa rahe ho Kyun jaa rahe ho Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho? Seedhe seedhe kyun nahi bolte mujhse kahin door jaana chahte ho ? Aaj tak bechaare ka mazaak udaati hai duniya Office mein kaam kar raha hoon SMS aajayega I love you Theek hai main bhi SMS kar deta hoon I love you too Iske baad SMS pe SMS shuru Abbe kaam kya karti hai office mein ? 2 SMS ka reply mat karna Turant phone aayega Phone mat uthaa Toh 10 minutes mein message aa chuka hoga I don’t think it’s working anymore 10 minutes mein Babu I love you se I don’t think it’s working anymore And this is when they are not even down Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hain Aur yeh gay bande itne successful kyun hote hai ? Because they don’t have a woman to screw their happiness naa Log kehte hai naa behind every successful man, there is a woman True. But koi ye nahi bataata ki behind every unsuccessful man, also there is a woman Aur yeh toh koi bhi bata sakta hai naa ki unsuccessful logo ki taadaat Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya mein Saala office me kaam kar raha hoon Keh raha hoon late ho jaaunga Toh khaana nahi khaayegi Phir bhookhi so jayegi Arrey main keh raha hoon khalo toh dikkat Kya karoon naukri chodd doon ? Phir saale ghar jaao Pehle inhe manaao inhe khilaao Inke baad khud ki bhookh toh waise hi mar jaati hai Inn sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai naa chup chaap Ghadi ghadi Kya soch rahe ho??? Kya soch rahe ho??? Kya soch rahe ho??? Arrey kuch nahi soch raha meri maa Yeh soch raha hoon tera mooh kaise band karoon Kya soch raha hoon Camera laga doon dimag mein Iss sab ke baad We never talk We need to talk I don’t think it’s working any more And main tujhe bata raha hoon You cannot discuss anything with a woman Because they call it a discussion But any discussion with a woman is an argument Aur argument mein toh tu boss unn se jeet hi nahi sakta Because hum aadmiyon ki ek basic need hoti hai To make sense in an argument Ladkiyon ko koi farak nahi padta Sense jaisi bekaar si cheez ki wajah se woh Argument kaise haar jaye Ek toh aaj ki baat pe argument aaj hoga hi nahi Aaj ki baat pe jhagda hoga 2 mahine baad Yahaan saala yaad bhi nahi hota hai 2 mahine pehle hua kya tha ? Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain Yeh chota hatiyar nahi Yeh bada hatiyar hai Isse badi ladai mein use karenge Tu kabhi try kar liyo khud ko sahi saabit karne ki Tujhe lag hi raha hoga ke iss point se tu apni baat ko saabit kar lega Lekin tabhi ek awaaz aayegi Ungli neeche karo Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga Lekin tumhari nadaan si ungli unki taraf point kar rahi hogi And suddenly , the whole argument will flush down the gutter Aur mudda ye reh jaayega ki How dare you point a finger at me ? Kisne banaya yeh rule Kisne ? Saala woh beech argument mein tumhe joota phek ke maar de toh koi dikkat nahi Lekin tum unki taraf ek ungli point kardo Saara mudda khatam Wo sahi tum galat Shaadi se pehle woh nagin been kyun bajta hai, haan Kyun ki band wala bhi tumhe chetawani de raha hota hai ki kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein Inka signature tune hai woh Ab yeh bata woh kya karne aayi thi tere paas yahaan Same cheez main karoon toh Uske kisi friend ko call karke Ab yeh problems ginaau toh Kahegi achcha tumne meri friend ko call kiya Hmm hmm Tum unki sympathy gain karna chahte ho ? Why don’t you go and sleep with her? It’s ridiculous yaar !! Chaudhary : wo ungli wala mere sath bhi hua tha... Share your favourite Dialogue of Pyar ka Punchnama in Comment section..!
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